Here is where my highly qualified and decorated CURRICULUM VITAE aka DOPE RESUME would go.
Obviously, it's not up yet because it needs to be polished and shined like the diamond of
skillsets and experience it is, and I would never dare sully the value of the work history
by releasing it publicly without giving the absolute utter perfection of display as it truly
deserves. Who am I kidding, I just haven't gotten around to this part yet and this is just
a place holder.